Weekly info 06/26/11

Edition #85

NEW ITEMS:

Bath Bliss – Bashful Blue: Waterproof bag holds bath time toys. Bag inflates into a soft bath pillow. Includes scented candle, fresh linen scented bath bomb and waterproof multi-speed massager. 2 AA batteries not included.
$21.85

Magnetic Power Ring Double – Blue: Magnetic Power Rings… The power of magnets has long been recorded as a natural healing technique in many different civilizations throughout history. Harness the power with our collection of soft, stretchy, and durable TPR erection enhancers with Nickel-Free magnets. Double enhancer with 4 magnets. 1″x 1.25″/ 3 cm x 3 cm.
$15.85

Magnetic Power Ring – Pleasure Rider: Magnetic Power Rings… The power of magnets has long been recorded as a natural healing technique in many different civilizations throughout history. Harness the power with our collection of soft, stretchy, and durable TPR erection enhancers with Nickel-Free magnets. Extreme power, superior support, and increased stamina with the power of magnets. Soft and stretchy enhancer with 2 strategically placed magnets. Removable and reusable 3-speed push button stimulator. Pinpoint vibrating clitoral and testicular contacts. TPR (enhancer) ABS with Silver Plating (stimulator). Nickel-Free magnets (magnets). Batteries included (3 watch, 6 included). 3.25″x 2″/ 8 cm x 5 cm (ring). 2.25″x .75″/ 6 cm x 2 cm (stimulator).
$19.75

Up Keep It Up Delaying Gel: Up!…It’s the first and last word for a memorable experience! Desensitizing gel for lasting erections! Fragrance-free, sugar-free, and PH balanced gel. 100% vegan, no animal testing. Sensually enhanced with pomegranate and acai. 2.5 Fl Oz / 74 ml. Airless Pump Applicator.
$12.65

SALE ITEMS:

Lovers Crystal Collection: You’ll love this collection of stimulators. Try all the different toys – and different levels of vibration!
$15.00

Smooth Double Dong: Double your pleasure with this double dong. Has a natural penis head on each end is extremely maneuverable.
$5.00

Weekly Info 06/19/11

Edition #84

SALE ITEMS:

Jenna’s Mini Vibe Set: Step into the world of porn star Jenna Jamison with her water proof, multi vibe set. Comes with 5 attachments & packet of lube.
$20.00

Impulse 5 Opulence – Lime: Seamless, 6 ½” lustrous design with 5 HyperSonic functions. 2 C batteries; not included.
$5.00

Screaming Orgasm Kit: The kit comes with ginseng sex sugar a sweet aphrodisiac, strawberry flavored hot stuff, a 3 inch vibrator and more.
$13.00

Pink Secret Stash: The secret stash combines three items that we think every couple would like to have. The first item is a 7 1/2 inch vibrator / massager. This items is a great toy for couple to use together. This particular one is a pleasant shade of purple. It uses 2 C batteries. The second item is a 4 oz. bottle of 1001 nights wild orchid massage oil. This massage oil is nicely scented and will definitely arouse some desires. The third item is a lockable case to protect your privacy and the above adult play things.
$5.00

Nick Manning’s Master Stroke: Stroke it like a pro! This kit has it all: suction pump, 3 silicone rings, and senso pussy! Lubricant included!
$5.00

Senso Beaded Crystal Pussy: Clear, ultra-soft, Senso, tight pussy with pearl beaded love tunnel. Lube included.
$15.00

Weekly Info 06/12/11

Edition #83

SALE ITEMS:

Waterproof Jack Rabbit: Take the original jack rabbit out of the bedroom and into the bath. Just add water to experience the tingling sensations of the 100 percent waterproof jack rabbit. The playful rabbit features:
Synchronized, rotating metals beads
Reversing action
3 speeds of vibration
3 speeds of rotation
One- touch activation
EZ load battery case.
The Waterproof Jack Rabbit is made of firm, yet pliable jelly rubber, designed for enhanced stimulation and comfort. Non-jamming metal beads allow for extended rotation and the texturized tip of the shaft creates a realistic feel.
The rabbit ears and nose stimulate the clit with vibrations of their own. The shaft controls are separate from the bunny stimulator giving you the power to set the combination you require.
3 AA batteries not included.
$25.00

Ivibe Pocket Rocket Plus Lube – Blueberry: This 4 inch device is not made for insertion, but is made to stimulate the clitoris and vagina surface with powerful vibrating metal balls at the tip of the vibrator. Includes a Includes a scientifically designed water soluble I Lube in an easy to use spray bottle. Uses 1 AA battery (not included).
$17.00

Mini Tongue: The Mini Tongue Is Finally Here! We bring you 5 inches of incredible life-like movement… sensually duplicating oral sex with absolute perfection. The soft tip provides constant & tireless licking upon demand.
The ORGASMIC features of the Mini-Tongue:
Whisper quiet – Use Anytime, Anywhere
Soft and supple – The ultimate caress
True Skin Design – Like the real thing
Silver bullet included – Added vibration wherever you need it
3 speed controller – Customize your level of pleasure.
Travel size so you never miss an orgasm again!
$20.00

Vibrating Anal T: Drive your lover wild with the extra sensation experienced when aroused by this seductive vibrating Anal T.
$5.00

Love Licks: Love licks kit includes an exotic feather, cotton candy body dust, strawberry warming oil and a cherry flavor sex gel. Makes a great gift for self or someone you love.
$5.00

Magnum Pump: Top of the line! It’s powerful piston enhances the system’s effectiveness. You control the pressure.
$20.00

Where are the new inventions?

As I sit here on a gloomy Saturday morning, I’m ready to add more products to our inventory list. I patiently and meticulously scan page after page of new products excited to add the latest adult toy to our site. Nothing on page one, more nothing that I would like to see added from page two, again nothing from page three. Page four must have something new to add, right? No, not a thing.

I continue to search through the categories list and become a little more disappointed with each click of my mouse. I see stuff that I’ve already approved to be added to our inventory. Then, I see more, and more and, oh wait I completely recognize a ton of items that we have had in inventory for years! I silently mouth to myself, “what in the world is going on”? Why are products that we have carried for over 10 years (remember, I had a business prior to this one and carried over all inventory to my new, but old, business) being considered new again?

Where had all the new inventors with new inventions gone? The adult toy market is reminding me, in a melancholy way, of the old plane yard out west. Of course there is a huge difference between the two; vibrators and strokers don’t get put on an “out of service” shelf in a graveyard full of other vibrators and strokers. These toys simple out of production until such time that they either a, become the “new, hot item” again or b, need to be recycled back into the market due to lack of new, exciting inventions.

In a struggling, global economy it has become more apparent that inventors (such as the woman who invented the Vortex) just don’t have the monetary ability to get their new, exciting ideas out there into the consumer world. To invent, patent, manufacture a single item is quite expensive. If a person is one of the lucky ones to actually make it through the process to where he/she can proceed full steam with line manufacturing, then that person will most likely outsource to China (hey, they make product cheaply) but now that person is left with the import/export process, finding who the cheapest container service is and, finding a company who will actually pick up the item for distribution. Unfortunately, it’s difficult to get a product out for market testing. The adult toy industry doesn’t have a “Billy Mays” or “As seen on TV” to push the product to consumers. There is so much more involved with this process that consumers are unaware of.

I hope that once the economy turns around, and yes I, like many, hope and pray daily, we will see more of these inventors come out of the wood work (or a silicone dipping). The industry needs new and exciting products to fire off to our customers. I’m not saying make something that attached to your vacuum; we have already been confused by that item (albeit original). With all the wireless items out there, I, personally, would like to see something that is hands-free. If someone can invent a car that can virtually park itself, is it so far-fetched to come up with a toy that does all the work for us?

Weekly Info 06/05/11

Edition #82

NEW ITEMS:

Vanity by Jopen Vr10: Rechargeable stimulator with synchronous dual vibrating motors plus independent rotation. Ergonomically designed for the natural contours of a woman. Powerful independent motors in the stimulator, shaft, and rotating head. Separate incremental speed controls. Instant on/off function. Easy to follow instructions. Waterproof. Whisper quiet. Premium Silicone maintains and retains body heat. Unscented, non-porous, and hypoallergenic. Satin finish and virtually seamless. Rechargeable with premium Lithium Ion battery. LED charge indicator. 110/240 Volt power adapter with decorator charging stand. Powered by Power Bullet. 5.75″x 1.5″/ 15 cm x 4 cm (insertable). 3.25″x 1.25″/ 8 cm x 3 cm (stimulator). 9.5″x 1.75″/ 24 cm x 4 cm (overall).
$216.85

Alloy Metallic Ring – Medium: 1.5″x .75″/4 cm x 2 cm. Smooth and seamless metallic enhancement rings. Aluminum.
$12.85

Up Tighten It Up V Gel: Up!…It’s the First and Last Word for a Memorable Experience! Like the very first time! Fragrance-free, sugar-free, PH balanced gel restores youthful tightness. Sensually enhanced with pomegranate and acai. 100% Vegan, No Animal Testing. Water soluble formula. 1.6 Fl Oz / 47 ml. Airless Pump Applicator.
$9.65

Astrea Vibrating Briefs: Laura Berman, LCSW, PhD, is an assistant professor of psychiatry and obstetrics/gynecology at the Feinberg School of Medicine at Northwestern University. She has been working as a sex educator and therapist for 20 years, and is considered a leader in her field. Her latest book, Real Sex for Real Women is an international Best Seller. The Dr. Laura Berman Intimate Basics Collection is designed by women, for women to give you and your partner exactly what you need; color, ergonomic designs, discreet packaging, superior quality, quiet and powerful devices. Dr. Berman personally writes instructions for each product. Comfortable and sexy remote control brief and thong provide discreet, hands-free stimulation
Mini-remote stimulator is contoured, compact, and removable
Remote has a range of 12 feet or 4 m
80 percent Nylon/20 percent Spandex (brief and thong) ABS (stimulator)
Designer pouch included
Batteries included (2 AA and 1-12 V)
One size fits most
2.5 in x 1 in/6 cm x 3 cm (stimulator)
$55.95

SALE ITEMS:

Emerald Screw: Multi-speed vibrating Jelly dong with corkscrew twist. 2 AA batteries; not included.
$5.00

Anal Trainer Kit: Expand your horizons. 3 piece butt plug set provides incremental training stages from small to medium to large.
$20.00